Flashing Red Reindeer Nose

The fastest costume in Christmas. It is a red reindeer nose on an elastic band, it flashes, and it goes on in about two seconds, which is roughly two seconds more effort than most people want to spend on a costume in late December. Wear it to the office party, the ugly sweater night, the school concert drop off, and the family photo where somebody has to be the one who breaks the tension. It works as a stocking stuffer for the same reason it works at a party, since it is small, it is cheap, and it reliably gets a reaction out of a room. The nose itself measures 1.6 inches and sits on a stretch band. Put it in the glovebox on the first of December and see how long the tradition lasts. It also solves the school concert and the ugly sweater invitation in one purchase, which is not nothing in a month with a lot of invitations in it.